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Human Parasite: Proud to build the insidious catastrophe
03/01/11 || Khlysty
I’m tired. I’m really, really, fucking REALLY tired of the bullshit that I have to go through, as part of doin’ business with GD. Hey, guys, alla you, who send records and EP’s and demos to da Lord to be reviewed here, why don’t you send something listenable and interesting? Why do we staffers have – month in, month out – to go through enough shitty, mediocre, or plainly boring music to last us a lifetime? Why don’t you guys send, just for a change, something that’s actually good?
Ah, who am I trying to kid? This is, generally, the state of things in metal today – natch, in MUSIC today – and the few shining exceptions to the rule of shittiness are there just to remind us what an ocean of excreta we must wade through to get to the really good stuff. I really can’t believe that so many bands deny themselves the right to be creative and interesting, just so that they can fall into the pits of mediocrity and regurgitation of already done-to-death shit music.
Is Human Parasite shit? Well, no, they ain’t. But, fuck, are they so mediocre, run-of-the-mill, middle-of-the-road that, sooner of later they make me add them to the long list of bands that seriously suck. These Frenchies play brootal death metal. Yeah, you heard me awright. Brootal death metal. So, who the fuck cares? How many brootal death metal bands are out there? Ten thou? A mill? A gajillion? How many of them would anyone call interesting? And, well, how many of them don’t do nothin’ ‘cept trying to replicate shit that’s already been done –sometimes in much better ways- a trillion times before? Huh?
As I said, Human Parasite is nothing more than a mediocre brootal death metal band. What makes me wanna call them shitty is the vocals: the rabid-sow grunts and the stuck-pig screeches that give me an uncontrollable urge to lapse into hysterics. Awful. Just awful. Otherwise, there’s nothing here that really excites my flaccid penis. Even though not one of the cognoscenti in all things brootal death metal, I can easily tell how much recycled the riffs sound. How boring the breakdowns. How triggered and totally expected the blasts.
Bottom line? If one is in dire need of a fix of brootal death metal, no matter what the quality is, Human Parasite might be able to slake one’s privation syndrome. For the rest of us this record is just one useless addition to the sky-high pile of mediocrity. Metal deserves better, indeed.
- Information
- Released: 2010
- Label: SFC Records
- Website: Human Parasite MySpace
- Band
- Trash: vocals
- Jay: guitar
- Biere: bass
- Tchang: drums
- Tracklist
- 01. Intro – Prelude to Parasitic Catastrophe
- 02. Toying with Dead Cocks
- 03. Proud to Build the Insidious Catastrophe
- 04. Spreading Pain and Cum as an Evangelic Way
- 05. Perverse Pleasure and Barbaric Torture
- 06. Addicted to Rape
- 07. Revenge of the Injured Beast
- 08. Tormented by Psychopathic Soul
- 09. The Great Incestuous Whore
